Do quotes about life help you?
2009
Why don’t you try some of the best quotes about life. “A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Bill Cosby
“I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.” Woody Allen
“Poor Michael Jackson and these sex allegations. As if it’s not bad enough him being a Jehova’s Witness, they’re accusing him of behaving like a catholic priest!” Billy Connolly
“A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” Oscar Wilde
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ” Isaac Asimov
“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” Albert Einstein
Or have a read of these quotes about life.
“My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.” Abraham Lincoln
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” George Burns
“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science. ” Albert Einstein
“I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint…a Saint Bernard!” Rodney Dangerfield
“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.”– (Horse Feathers, 1932) Groucho Marx
Or take a look at these funny quotes about life.
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” WC Fields
“The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after.Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead. ” Unknown
“So a man jumps into a taxi and says “King Arthur’s close” and the taxi driver says, “don’t worry we’ll lose him at the next lights”. Tommy Cooper
“Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend. ” Marcel Achard
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